Modern Art

Paint a picture, don't mind if the final result is good or bad. The best would be if you paint an abstract painting. Than invent an extravagant name like Von Heilm or Amneris Gildsen and signe the painting with that name.
Put the painting in the most notable place in your living room that invite your friends for tea. Show them the picture as one of the rare paintings of the famous Amneris Gildsen, a very remarkable name of contemporary art.
Better if you try to invent a rather tragic and brief life of the painter, ie: he committed suicide, had an horrible disease and then died or something like that. And then cry at the horrible destiny that killed such a genius.

Why sohuld you do that? Well, why not?